domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

mypatronusisapizza:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

“I want to wear shorts but sadly i’m only an eel”

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

christina-laura:

You came to the wrong cage motherfucker

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

psych-facts:

More here

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

• IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
• IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
• ITS NICE
• YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
• BEING MEAN IS MEAN
• THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE

Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats are jerks.

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