Intellectual Badass

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

Amy Raudenfeld - 10 minutes preview

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

adumbscotts:

Happy 43rd Birthday, Amy Meredith Poehler! [Born September 16th, 1971]

"I’ve always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler."