"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
i feel slightly offended
my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000
My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
Has anyone ever made you so happy that all you want to do is constantly talk about them to everyone you see?
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted